Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Breakdown

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Breakdown

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is the much beloved Christmas movie that deals with family, friendship and rampant intolerance of someone who is different than you. It teaches that it’s ok to treat someone like a steaming pile of worthless garbage until you need them for something, in which case you do the noble thing and look past their horrible flaws in order to further your own agenda.

“Hey look everybody. It’s old neon nose”

– Spoken by an inconsequential reindeer who was hopefully murdered in a botched home invasion

Now through rose colored glasses I have very fond memories of this movie. It meant that Christmas was just a couple of weeks away. Honestly the horrible message is completely lost on the target audience so it doesn’t really matter. Nothing matters anymore.


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