House of the Dead Breakdown

House of the Dead is the “classic” Uwe Boll “masterpiece” that is “based off of” the House of the Dead video game. It’s listed as a horror movie but it really seems to have missed that mark considerably. It does have Clint Howard in it so I guess it’s not that bad.

“You created it all so that you could be immortal. Why?!”  “To live forever.”

– Just a glimpse of the fantastic dialogue in this movie

This movie takes place at a rave on an island. Our main characters must then face off against zombie type creatures with the scariest techno rave soundtrack blaring the whole time. It is one of those movies that makes you think “Huh, I could probably make a movie. It really doesn’t seem that difficult.”

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